Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

matty russel are you on here

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Two english guys meet at work

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