- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

matty russel are you on here

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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