Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Jesus was a good guy

you know whats funny the letter Q

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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