How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

knock knock ... no one was in

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

learn the ropes?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

thumb_up thumb_down +27

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops