Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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the WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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