Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Jesus was a good guy

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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