What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Yeah right loser!

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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