- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

This sentence is false.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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