What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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