Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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