Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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666

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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