Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A woman's opinion

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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