A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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^that joke's not funny

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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