What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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