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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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