What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Hey Shea

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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