What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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soccor

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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