why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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