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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

whats purple and savage? Barney!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)