- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

learn the ropes?

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Take off your shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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