Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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