When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Penis.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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