Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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