- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

your mother hates you

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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