What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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