An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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TOBUSCUS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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