- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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