Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Hi

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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ginger

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Well educated black man.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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