This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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thermodynamics?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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