- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Once upon a cross

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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