- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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