- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

donald................duck for president

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

ME NAME IS JEFF

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