- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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