- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Mitt Romney penis

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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