whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Fox News.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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