What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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