Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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melon

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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