Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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