A handicapp walks into a bar

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

we all know sammi has a penis

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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