Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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I can't see my forehead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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