How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Ron Paul for President!

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obama

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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