Obama

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Once upon a cross

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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