- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

The Braves win the N.L. east

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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