When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Women's sports

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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