- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you confuse a blond?

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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