Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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fack me in the ace! CC

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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whats long and green? weed

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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