a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Woman.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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