- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

A: B: No pun intended.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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