- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

your father died

knock knock Come in!!!

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

I killed someone today. :D

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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