How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Woman rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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