Christians pornstars.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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