- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What's the deal with airline food?

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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