Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

I dont know, are you a tomato?

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Hi? No!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What's the deal with airline food?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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