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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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I have aids

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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This one sucks!

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Hi

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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