Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

I'm a raging homosexual.

zebras

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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